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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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