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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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