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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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