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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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