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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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