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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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