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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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