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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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