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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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