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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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