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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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