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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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