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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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