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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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