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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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