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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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