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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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