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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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