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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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