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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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