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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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