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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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