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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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