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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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