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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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