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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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