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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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