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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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