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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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