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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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