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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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