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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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