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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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