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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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