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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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