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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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