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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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