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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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