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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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