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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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