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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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