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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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