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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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