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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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