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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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