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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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