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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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