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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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