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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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