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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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