Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.