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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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