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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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