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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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